At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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