what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
