i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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