Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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