Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
