Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i drank out of a bidet.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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