Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
