great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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