You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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