Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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