I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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