i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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