Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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