there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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