You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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