does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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