Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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