I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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