thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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