i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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