how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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