is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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