The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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