Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Randomize
