Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My life is pants optional.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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