Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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