i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
