He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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