listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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