oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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