no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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