i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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