There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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