i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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