I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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