If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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