Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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