How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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