How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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