Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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