Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
