We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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