She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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