no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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