my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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