we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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