Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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