That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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