he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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