i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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