It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
