I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
