I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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